LifeSucksThenYouDie

May 28

This is why I don’t go on Myspace anymore…

Heya Rachey,
I just think that u look absolutely stunning n have such a gorgeous smile!!! Thanks for acceptin my request to be your friend n have put comments on two of your pic-hope u like em. You say that you’re a lesbian n also that you’re expectin. Well either you’re gonna have a virgin birth or. You must also like what a guy has between his legs lmaoo. So to hell with it, here’s a lil bit bout me.
I am Mike, 23 n have only just moved to a tiny place called (blink n you’d miss it) Copford Green-just outside of Colchester. Moved here to be near my folks, for the quiet life n lurvin it lolz. I’m a top professional session drummer n have recorded n played with lots of well known guys. It’s NO big deal that i do n have n i’m certainly NOT sayin that u-or i-would like what they do, but if they pay me lots of money (n they do), then i like. I luv most types of music cause-hey there’s only two-good n bad!! Just some of the guys that i’ve recorded/worked with though are. Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Adele, Leona Lewis, Paul Weller, Imogen Heap, Amy Winehouse n Avril Lavigne. NOT tryin to impress u (OR tryin to name drop) n guess i probs couldn’t anyhow, but it’s true.
Really do want to get to know LOTS bout u (for ALL the right reasons), so hope we speak really soon!!
Take Care n hope u reply,
Mike xxxxxxx.

May 23

yelyahwilliams:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

I declare this my new favorite video.

“WAIT TIL THEY SHOW YOU THE PROFILE!”

May 19
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Apr 25

Got A Life Plan!

Got an Interview for Uni tomorrow! so excited, if this goes well and I get a place, i’ll be going to the London College of Fashion in September and living in london!

Apr 04
Apr 04

Aries Rules

sheblindsyouwithscience:

It’s cute when people think Aries are mad when they’re really just annoyed, which is a lot of the time. 

When an Aries is pissed off, it’s terrifying, and usually shocking, because you had no idea anyone was capable of saying or doing anything as hurtful  and or destructive as you are now witnessing. 

Mar 26

Why is it so hard to get over/ move on from your first love?

It’s been almost a year!

Feeling very emotional today :(

Fuck it.

Mar 18